I doubt I originated that quip but it certainly is true. You can easily zone out to The Hills, The City, and Real World Road Rules: The Ruins. I can and I have so let’s talk about what’s happening on them!
On The Hills, dumb pretty Audrina decided that after last week’s meeting, Justin is clearly not over her and since we’ve always known that she isn’t over him, it seemed (to her) absolutely appropriate to have dinner with him and tell him they should get back together. The only problem: Justin didn’t agree and insinuated that he’s still interested in Kristen since she “did something different to him”. What, fingered his ass??? I bet Aud would do that for you, too, JB — you just need to ask!
Then we have that dumbass Spencer, who decided he was so concerned that Heidi was going to get knocked up that he went to a vasectomy consultation. He assumed it was totally reversible whenever he wanted it to be, but when the doctor told him they considered that to be permanent because a reversal doesn’t always work, he skedaddled the hell out of there. When Heidi found out, though, she reminded him that he knew damn well she wanted babies when they got married so marrying her must have been a huge mistake. His response: a loss for words, which almost never happens!