The MTV Movie Awards this year were beyond lame. After the first Twilight award was handed out, it became immediately clear that they were going to sweep. That Kristen Stewart acted like a total cunt, and yes, Robert Pattinson has great hair and a lovely British accent. We know, we fucking know. But really, did every 17-year-old girl in America vote for that damn movie? I must be the only female below the age of 25 out there who wasn’t obsessed with the books and I never even saw the movie.
Couple of quick things: was the Eminem/Bruno spat real? Obviously Eminem stormed out, but was he in on it? I vote no, because I don’t think he would have been willing to participate in having a man’s bare ass literally on his face.
Second, Zac Efron needed to do some hair sweeping. Swinging your head violently to the right results in your hair looking like that, Zac. Brush it. Swipe at it with your hand. Or better yet, get a goddamn haircut. You’re starting to look like Cindy Crawford’s son.
Andy Samberg? Not that great. Sarah Silverman did it sooo much better. I say they have the cast of Gossip Girl host next year. At least then we wouldn’t have to see Leann Rimes. I hope.