Last night’s Gossip Girl involved way too much Jenny. Thus, I saw far too much platinum weave and racoon eye makeup. But enough about the girl who once played sweet little Cindy Lou Who in Jim Carrey’s version of The Grinch… let’s talk about the threesome!
Oh wait, why bother? It was not the delicious juicy scandal that it was made out to be. Parents these days — they’re not very bright. What they don’t realize is that any kissing threesome their teenager sees on TV has more than likely also been seen by that kid in person. Oh hell it may have even involved their kid. So parents, if you’re reading this: BEWARE. Your kids are not as naive as you think. They’re just little sociopaths waiting for a chance to fully blossom.