I have to admit that I was waaay far off with my prediction on who would win Daisy of Love. I thought I knew what she’d do based on the 6 weeks or so of watching her make interesting decisions, but it just goes to show that even I’m succeptible to making bad guesses!
Daisy of Love Crowns a Winner Sunday July 22, 2009
I did take the time to watch tidbits from the clip show, and it sure didn’t make me feel any better about myself that I’ve seen a whole season’s worth of the silliness. There was a great debate going on at my office last week about Daisy of Love vs. Rock of Love and some of the girls felt that Daisy of Love may very well be the trashiest television show in this horrific series of spinoffs. I think the women on Rock of Love are far worse, however. Especially this last season, Rock of Love Bus.
In case you didn’t know, it actually began with Flavor of Love, which turned into I Love New York and then Real Chance of Love. Simultaneously, Rock of Love sprung up, going strong with 3 seasons under its belt and that funneled into Daisy of Love. All these shows hybrid into I Love Money, Charm School, and now Megan Wants a Millionaire. In being completely honest with you, I can say I’ve watched most of these programs. I really do find them to be wildly entertaining. I know they are insanely trashy — that’s what makes them fun. When that woman shit on the floor on Flavor of Love, I nearly died. It was one of the most hilarious moments I’ve ever witnessed on tv. And I was at home, ogling my screen as history was made…reality history at least.
The Exes Visit Daisy, Bring Serious Baggage With July 12, 2009
As evidenced in the title, the four guys who remain — Sinister, Flex, London, and 12 Pack/Dave — had the pleasure of the company of their respective ex-girlfriends. Except the girls who showed up for both 12 Pack and London seemed more like friends than exes. London has shitty taste in friends, though, because she immediately tells Daisy that he is addicted to sex and has been dating a girl at home (both before he came on the show and in the interim period that he was at home). Basically what ensued was a whole buncha nonsense, just like most stuff has been on this show.
Daisy of Love…Did she find it? June 28, 2009
I’ve been reading reports that over the past few weeks, Daisy de la Hoya of VH1’s Daisy of Love, the posts which have repeatedly gotten the most hits on my blog, has been up to no good. She was admitted to the hospital for a possible overdose after exhibiting exorcism-type behaviors (yep, it’s true, there’s a 911 call and everything saying so!) and has been hosting many lame parties around L.A.
So the question is, did she find love? Is this how a woman “in love” behaves? Maybe. She did date Dave Navarro after his split with Carmen Electra, so she clearly leads a veeery wild lifestyle. And she was a Poison groupie once upon a time, even before Rock of Love.
In the latest couple of shows, a lot happened, but not that much worth mentioning. It boils down to this: her and 12 Pack/Dave had sex, Big Rig went home, London came back and she let him stay, and she sent Chi Chi home in his place. Meaning she’s left with 4 suitors (12 Pack, Flex, Sinister, and London) yet again and next week she looks into their history with ex girlfriends and the like. I suspect it will be drama-free. Not. It should have about as much excitement as a Saturday night does for Daisy pre-ambulance and Linda Blair moves.
Daisy is a “Very Very Complicated Person” (she says) June 15, 2009
Hey you VH1-loving a-holes. Daisy of Love always gives me something to blog about and of course yesterday was no exception. I’m catching up right now and I’m knee-deep in the plot to get Fox eliminated. He looks like the weasel version of Ricky Martin and I’m just not into pretty dudes who wear more makeup and have better hair than me. That’s simply unacceptable, so I’m all for him getting tossed out on his skinny ass.
12-Pack is now named Dave-Formerly-Known-as-12 Pack. He got to go on a date with Daisy to get dressed up (or should I say dressed down?) in sexy lingerie. That would mean for both of them, because Dave returned to the house wearing leopard print girl shorts. Sinister wrote Daisy a song that might have been good if he didn’t freak his shit when he forgot the words and started from the beginning.
Daisy of Death, Week Whatever May 26, 2009
Catching up on the newest episode of Daisy of Love, I was frightened for some lives. You’ve seen it. The scene where 6 Gauge and Cage get into it, after Cage burns Flex’s hand with a laurel from Fox’s odd Greek makeout sesh with Daisy, and after waaaaay too many drinks on Cage’s behalf and even some public urination. Directly before Elim Cer (I’m abbreviating, bitches), Cage decides to kill Flex and I think he means it. They both want to whollop one another and that’s all good, but how about you NOT come all the way to romance Daisy in the Faux Fur and Animal Print Mansion to do it? I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s back up.
Sooo Behind and it’s all Because of Dane Cook May 18, 2009
UPDATE: CHUCK RENEWED FOR 13 EPISODES (AT MINIMUM) IN 3RD SEASON!
I wish I could say that Dane and I had a late-night rendezvous, causing me to miss many pertinent television programs. And that’s kind of what happened, but not quite. I saw Dane live last night and was too tired to watch the Desperate Housewives finale! I’m trying to avoid the tv blogs today so I don’t accidentally find out what happened.
So on top of DH, my DVR has on the roster: Dancing with the Stars finale, Bachelorette premiere, Gossip Girl finale, and a new Hills episode. Just looked at poll on US Magazine’s website and based on the votes, Gilles and Shawn are the favorites to win DWTS; Melissa had a mere 15% of the total. Gossip Girl is my #1 priority, and Jillian will kick off the Bachelorette with 30 guys to choose from rather than the standard 25. Basically, I have hours upon hours of tv to watch tonight, a husband to feed, and laundry to do. How will I make it all work?! May have to save Bachelorette for another night this week. And tomorrow my soon-to-be favorite cast of Real Housewives (Joisey) will give me something to be thankful for — that I’m not related to Dina and Caroline by blood or marriage. Bravorific: saw a promo for Top Chef Masters, beginning June 17! Read on for Daisy of Love recap.