Oh, poor Kandi. She hasn’t seen through the glossy veneer of Kim’s overly lined lips, blindingly white teeth, and acrylic wig just yet. Did anyone else notice how sparkling her teeth were, and the blatant Crest White Strips commercial? It was almost as obvious as Kandi and Kim, the clear outsiders, clinging to one another like goners on a sinking ship. Except they’re on a different ship than the rest of these women. It’s called The Silly Dreamer and there needs to be a flare gun going off portside any moment.
Kandi wrote a song inspired by Kim about haters. Of course people are haters. The nicest thing anyone could say about Kim is that she’s a complete dumbass with pretty teeth. I don’t even need to spend time ripping on her because anyone who has seen 5 minutes of this show knows what I’m talking about. If the other women on the show are so bad, Kim doesn’t need to spend an entire meal trying to turn Kandi against them — let her find out for herself.