Hello, you loyal followers of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Are you as “meh” about Kandi Burress as I am? First, she buys into all of Kim’s bullshit about singing. Could this woman really have chosen not to watch last season to see what Kim is about? She even managed to throw in there about how she lunched with Dallas Austin, and then scheduled something to visit Kandi in the studio soon. Then her fee-ohn-say offended Dwight by constantly Blackberrying at the King Tut exhibit. Kandi’s mom isn’t charmed by the relationship, but if Dwight also doesn’t approve that’s the real kiss of death.
I feel as if I spend most episodes now questioning to myself, ‘How can Kim afford this lavish lifestyle with no billionaire boyfriend?’ And it’s a complete mystery! A nanny, Velashape, the Mercedes, expensive clothing? The hair maintenance alone must cost a fortune. And regarding Kim, her tits are suddenly all up in our business — did they get bigger or did the clothes get smaller? Because I preferred when she left something to the imagination.