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Real World Cancun: Threesomes to Hang-Ups in 2 Days August 26, 2009

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For Jonna, her life on Real World Cancun is kind of like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days but she’s doing all the things you’re supposed to do in order to keep a man on the hook.  Then again, she kind of gave away the milk for free…

 

 Let’s look at the facts:

 

 – She breaks up with her boyfriend, Matt, to hook up with Pat and not feel guilty about it.  Matt tells her that she is soulless.  She doesn’t care because she’s living it up with dudes on the reg.  She has Derek help her remove all evidence of her and Matt’s relationship from her room so when Pat looks up while he’s banging her, he no longer sees her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend staring down at him.  Most of the roommates support her to her face but make fun of her behind her back, saying she’s ruined a good thing for a douche like Pat.

 

— Ayiiia decides she wants Jonna and manages to finagle her way into a threesome with her and Pat.  He’s (obviously) totally down, but both girls regret it afterwards for various reasons.  Pat leaves the next day to return to Toronto.  She says she doesn’t know where things will go from here but that she’s questioning whether she had real feelings for him. 

 

— Somewhere in the midst of this, an extremely awkward double date takes place with JR, Jasmine, Jonna, and Pat.  Emilee plays the role of 5th wheel/referee as Pat and Jasmine make inappropriately rude statements to one another all throughout what looked to be a lovely rustic Italian feast. 

 

— A couple of days later, that silly girl Jonna calls Pat and he drunkenly answers and yells “I can’t hear you.  Have a nice night, bye!” and then hangs up.  She then realizes that she’s made a complete mess of her life and let go of a really good guy at home for a two-week-long hookup and now Matt hates her.  And she’s right.  She’s an idiot but I’ve known that all season. 

 

SNEAK PEAK OF: THE RUINS ON MTV

— We see a preview for The Ruins, the latest challenge taking place on MTV.  The Champions will play the Challengers and people are eating nasty grub and popping their breastuses while others freak out over seeing their exes with all new people (such as Kelly Anne from Australia — previously with Cohutta — partnered with Wes from Dallas — who was engaged to Johanna who hooked up with Kenny on the last challenge).  Tanya slaps Robin across the side of the head (not even in the face, the whole side of the head), Wes tries to fight everyone (what’s new) and there is general pandemonium to be seen. 

 

Can you keep up with all of it?  It premieres Wed, Sept. 30 and you can catch a glimpse of the drama HERE (give it a minute to buffer).  My eyes were THIS BIG during the entire trailer, because this shiz looks insane.  The challenges are my favorite MTV program next to The Hills — you know the competitors and have a vested stake in seeing certain people win (such as Brad, beaten by Evan by mere seconds last season).  Can’t wait!

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